I am Just A Bro Sitting on a Bench. I am. I am not. I am. I am. Not.

I am just sitting on a bench. I know that I am here. I know that I exist. I am just a guy on a bench. Watching people go by. I am just a student that can't afford his $260,000 education. I've got limited FinancialAde. I am a bro in need of money. Anything helps. I drove my mother's Camry downtown to beg for money. I've got nothing to worry about.

I am sitting on a bench

Fully self-aware of my situation and the irony

I am post-ironic

I am post-postmodern

I am a homeless man

With a cat on my head

What could be more postmodern

I do not care if people give me money

Clearly I can afford to support not just myself

But also this feline on my head

And who cares?

It is such a fucked up world

Who cares if I have a cat on my head and I am homeless

Who cares if I am bro-ing out hardcore

With my pinkie and thumb out.

I can code HTLM but I can't find a dependable source of income.

I am post-structural

I am performance

I am art