1. You smell ravenous, like a raven.
2. I look forward to sharing sexually explicit text messages with you when we are away from each other.
3. No, there's no way you could weigh more than I do!
4. Oh, well how about that.
5. I'll be ordering for the lady.
6. I would love to whisper sweet nothings into your ears.
7. That's what she said!*
8. This is definitely one of the top 5 dates I've had at a McDonald's.
9. I'm into pain. (She didn't get I was talking about being a Phillies fan)
10. Do you think you could hurry up with the fries just a little? Not trying to be rude but a new Antiques Roadshow comes on at 8.
*(This might not have been so bad except that I said it after she said, "You want ketchup with that?
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if this were facebook i would 'like' the shit outta this post.
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