This Modern Life

Very bored at work. I decided to write a short poem/instruction manual for when people from Uganda learn about computers and do not know how to use them, like the movie God Grew Tired of Us when they crush Ritz crackers to make grain or whatever.





E-Mail is mail

mp3s are CDs

Hype Machine is radio

Blogs are newspapers

Facebook is the phone

Craigslist is commerce

Pop-Ups are billboards

Hulu is TV

Keyboards and knobs are musical instruments

Skype is talking

Lookbook is fashion

Sparknotes is reading.