Sunday, May 31, 2009

John Yoo/Torture Protest


On Thursday there was a protest outdide the Inquirer building at Broad and Callowhill ostensibly against the hiring of John Yoo to write a monthly editorial for the paper on legal issues but also against like everything. I mentioned it a couple days ago, but INCYHBPA Mr. Yoo is the principal author of the "torture memo" ok'd by the Bush Administration authorizing waterboarding among other "harsh interrogation techniques." The demonstration was also part of some bullshit leftist "Day of Action Against Torture" or whatever. But they did do a very realistic mock waterboarding (cool!).

Bro gettin' boarded





Of course, there was a device so that the "inmate" was not actually getting water boarded, it looked like a mask attached to the underside of the towel. But it was a good performance. I think that the 16 people who went and weren't only taking pictures really got a lot out of it, and probably reinforced their almost certainly solid opinions on the subject of torture and the Bush Administration as a whole.


Member of the local media (excluding the Inquirer, they couldn't make it outside the door to cover it)

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Pour les lecteurs en France

Je suis très surpris du nombre de personnes en France, la lecture de ce blog, et je me demandais si vous pouviez laisser un commentaire sur la façon dont vous avez ici, pour essayer de résoudre ce mystère pour moi. Merci beaucoup.

On Torture

You may have heard the ruckus following the Inqy's hiring of noted sadist John Yoo to write editorials about legal issues. I know that many people have a problem with it, esp. on le blogosphere, including Will Bunch at Attytood and Philebrity, which is now boycotting. I think it's wrong that they hired him, because he basically made the torture policy at Gitmo, via writing the "torture memos" and is kind of and international criminal and should be tried under the Geneva Conventions for war crimes. But that's just me. For a more reasoned view on the subject of torture I turn it over to my esteemed friend and colleague, Jason.

I was going to write about ugly beards in baseball or whatever, so this is bringing up the level a bit here.

On Torture
by Jason Patterson



There are a few levels to the argument that I think require examination before one decides to pick a side in the torture debate. First, one must decide whether waterboarding as a technique even qualifies as torture.

Thankfully, this first problem I find easy to resolve. According to my understanding of the procedure, waterboarding is very simply the process of making someone feel and believe that he/she is drowning. On the face of things, I contend that such treatment is categorically torture. If the deliberate imposition of tremendous physical and/or mental suffering through the fear of drowning isn't torturous, then really, what is? (as a less-than-scientific example, ask people you know what their personally viewed worst way of dying is: a great many that I have asked claim it is drowning) Even if the prisoners experience no physical effects from the procedure, I would be appalled if any definition of torture excluded the use of mental anguish from actions which qualified.

I take great pride in discovering now that this conclusion could have been established (with probably much more authority) simply by consulting Wikipedia, which blatantly states that “Waterboarding is a form of torture. Oh well.

Despite the fact that this first part has been rather the entire focus of the Democratic side of the argument (waterboarding is torture, “The United States does not torture,” ergo we should not have used waterboarding, lest we stop being the United States or something like that), the real crux of things only comes into play once the second issue (and the Republican side) is confronted: should waterboarding be used?

As mentioned, there is at least one clear way to go about deciding whether we as a country should implement waterboarding. Looking at things from a deontological perspective (D for Democrat, no less), one could easily adopt a simple categorical imperative against torture in all instances. If one chooses to do this, the whole debate becomes entirely centered around the first issue and the whole idea of “does it work?!” goes away with the thought-process going something like “Who cares if it works or not, it's not something we should be doing as a country!”

The Republican talking-point on the topic, however, has stressed not the idea that waterboarding is torture or not, but whether it works. The most frequent argument I have seen strategists make has been a consequentialist one: does waterboarding produce valuable information? Yes? Then it should be done, especially when that valuable information saves lives by preventing a terrorist attack.

Both of these positions have their pros and cons. In regular times, and perhaps even some extenuating circumstances, waterboarding (i.e. torturing) someone does not produce benefits that outweigh the costs (national image reduction, increased propaganda for terrorists, risk of false information, national morale, legal backlash, etc. etc.). So in these instances, perhaps the standard ought to be one where the presumption is a categorical “No” to waterboarding. Unfortunately, when faced with the prospect of the oft-cited ticking clock toward a catastrophe, the entire notion of categorically refusing to torture seems weak. The motivation to save someone's life strongly outweighs the possible negative image results of torturing people---we could be less popular in the international community and I would care very little if it meant we saved some lives.

The real solution to the problem is one which I think borrows from a more credible source, Michael Walzer. I don't have the time to detail his outline, but he wrote a great deal on nations attacking citizens during wars (essentially, state-v-state terrorism) in order to gain the upper hand in war. The model he proposes fits rather nicely in resolving the problem of torture. The anti-torture approach for the United States should be espoused and constantly touted as the policy of the nation: we should not legislate exceptions, and in basically all respects we as a nation should categorically say no to torture. Since torture should not be used except in the most outrageously difficult of situations, this will rarely pose a problem.

Now, I am half-borrowing from a Chris Matthews segment I caught a few weeks ago with this, but I liked the idea: when facing the crisis (Walzer's “Supreme Emergency,” if you will) the President should break the law and torture. His actions would not necessarily be morally right (in fact, they may be morally and legally wrong), but they would have to be rationally justifiable. By refusing to ever legally provide an outlet for torturing individuals (and, arguably, by doing something even after the fact) we would force the President and/or the CIA etc. to have to work their asses off to explain why they tortured anyone. I am fairly certain that the numerous times that we have used waterboard people thus far would not come close to passing a Supreme Emergency test, and thus they should be prosecuted: they broke the rules and couldn't put up a solid defense if they tried.

The real problem isn't whether we can ever conceivably torture someone in order to save thousands or more lives. The problem isn't whether waterboarding is torture. The issue is under what circumstances we should employ torture and not be entirely outraged. Employing it in any scenario where it is not the ABSOLUTE last resort passes neither the consequentialist (i.e. utilitarian) nor the deontological test.

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Here is Christopher Hitchens gettin' waterboarded!






P.s.

This post requires an addendum. There are recent reports about more pictures from Abu Ghraib showing rape, sexual abuse with tubes, wires, and truncheons on the part of American soldiers to Iraqi inmates. Wow. Also, pretty closely related, there's a protest tomorrow against John Yoo outside the Inquirer building at 400 N Broad at 4.30. I think I will be in attendance. Seems like this stuff is coming to a head right now. Bad timing and decision making on the Inquirer's part.

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Will Africa exist in 100 years?



I just read this article in the Atlantic Monthly about how civil war in Congo is destroying the ecosystem in that part of eastern Congo near Uganda (which still hasn't visited here, although I kid you not I've been getting more hits from France than from here, but anyway...) The article said that all the fish have been fished out of the lake, the elephants have been killed, and the hippos are losing population, resulting in more hunger and more overuse of the limited resources. The author, Delphine Schrank blames the war:

By now, the internecine wars of eastern Congo have acquired a haunting familiarity: rebels plunder the country’s natural riches, and the looting feeds a cycle of impoverishment, corruption, and violence. But in Vitshumbi, more-elemental changes have been complicating the pattern. The hippopotamuses started falling first. Then the elephants. And now the fish are disappearing, too. An ecosystem seems to be unraveling.

It sounds horrible. But don't sentences like the following seem all too common?

And so the villagers have been forced to eat the small, bony fish that they once would have tossed back into the water as trash.

I'm pretty sure this isn't the first time this has happened in Africa. All I think about in Africa is AIDS, malaria, famine, and desert, which btw is expanding every day and is like gonna reach South Africa soon. I have read stories about the diamond trade being run by rebels in wherever, who basically expolit the people who live there, who don't receive the benefit of living on top of like, a diamond mine, and are also starving.

I think in the future, everyone in Africa will either have left/be dead and the continent will be a barren wasteland. What are the roots that clutch, what branches grow out of this stony rubbish? None. In the future people will visit Africa and take tours of the places that were once inhabited, like the 'mids. In the future Africa will be the failed continent. In the future the buildings in the cities might still be standing, but there won't be anybody in them. What do you think?

Friday, May 22, 2009

This Modern Life

Very bored at work. I decided to write a short poem/instruction manual for when people from Uganda learn about computers and do not know how to use them, like the movie God Grew Tired of Us when they crush Ritz crackers to make grain or whatever.





E-Mail is mail

mp3s are CDs

Hype Machine is radio

Blogs are newspapers

Facebook is the phone

Craigslist is commerce

Pop-Ups are billboards

Hulu is TV

Keyboards and knobs are musical instruments

Skype is talking

Lookbook is fashion

Sparknotes is reading.

I'm international



A lot of times in my life, I run into people or have meaningful interactions with people and they do not know that I write a blog. Many people do know, but even they may not know that people from other countries visit my blog. Yeah, I am an internationally read blog. What up Budapest, Hungary. Peace to mis amis in Cannes and Paris, France. Keep holdin' it down Zambrow, Poland, wherever the fuck you are. I luh you Barquisimeto, Venezuela, and holla at Canada. I almost didn't include Canada, cause that's like hey! I got a hit from New Jersey!


Zambrow, Poland. One of the computers in one of these tiny houses has glanced at my content.



It is an honor to be so famous, but honestly, I won't be happy till I get Uganda. Do they have computers? Can they read?

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Seth Williams wins: goodness and righteousness prevail!


"I'm just a bro tryna drink a beer and be D.A. namsayin?"

The election of Nutter followed by Rendell followed by Obama followed by Williams has left a surprisingly good taste in my mouth about politics. Is it possible that we are moving in the right direction as opposed to Street/Bush/who used to be governor? Ridge? Wasn't he something important for Bush? Homeland Security I think. Point is things are looking up politically, hopefully we'll start seeing some results (the "green" trashcans are cool but are not cutting it, Nutface.) I hope that Seth's idea for community based prosecutions is carried out and works. Wouldn't a safer city be sick? Although maybe then I'd have to stop feeling superior to the Penn kids who are too afraid to venture into real West Illadel.

In the election, Williams received approx. 41% of the vote compared with 30% for McCaffery. McCaffery was polling significantly lower earlier, but his late cash injection from Johnny Doc and the unions as well as giving himself $200,00 helped pay for TV ads, which prolly helped his cause, specially among Irishers. Specifically the one ad that said, "I'm Irish. Are you Irish? If so, you should probably vote for me. Y'all love my bro. I promise to be a candidate who isn't black."



Also I was all ready to say the the Metro is the paper of the future for the city until this ran across its news feed:
"Personal trainer gets fat for study"
Like srsly guys?

And just speaking about Obama, this was funny:
http://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/32848-ummm__we_aint_trying_to_start_nothing__but_michelle__girl__have_you_seen_what_the_white_house_receptionist_looks_like.html

But one final note. This election was a big deal. Consider that before Lynn Abraham, who had no further ambition beyond D.A. three of the previous four have been: the current Chief Justice of the PA Supreme Court, Ed Rendell, and Arlen Specter.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Broken Social Scene is making a new album!

Oh man oh man. I didn't even love their last record Broken Social Scene that much, but this is so exciting nonetheless. The band's website/blooooooog reports that they are recording a new record in Chicago and that John McEnroe is the producer. That's cool I guess. I wonder if it will be a tennis themed BSS album. That would be like an amalgamation of all things I love in this world.

One of the reasons I love Broken Social Scene is because you can hear how much they love making music, and it comes across how positive they are, and you know what sometimes it's nice to hear people being genuinely happy. We don't have to hate/be indifferent-apathetic toward everything. It is cool, acceptable to be enthusiastic about things. I think this video materializes that which I'm talking about.


The new album: Over/Under 8.3 on Pitchfork?

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Federer Beats Nadal 6-4, 6-4 ON CLAY

Wowzers.





ICYHH Federer beat Nadal in the final of the Madrid open in Spain this morning. I'm rill excited about this cuz Fed hasn't really been winning of late, and a lot of people have written him off as washed up. Basically rooting for Sauce these last two years has been hoping that Nadal loses before the final so they don't have to play each other. So this is big.


I realized I haven't blogged in awhile (although I have started two posts and not completed them) because of moving and what have you, so I'll post a couple extra pictures.



Bros bein bros




Mirka attempting to hide her
obese arms and holding on for dear
life before Roger realizes he could have
married someone who doesn't weigh nearly
as much as him.





Ok I'm sorry but which one does not belong?
Marat Safin's girlfriend (left), Brooklyn Decker Andy Roddick's fiancee, Mirka surprisingly not eating

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Animal Collective: "The greatest band in the history of all time."

Hey yo. I heard that The Animal Collectives are playing a set at The Electricity Factory tonight. I'm attending, and in my enthusiasm, I'm posting a music video the band made. Enjoy the tunes!



Also, they played on the David Letterman program recently, check it out!



I paid $25 for the ticket but I think its marginal utility is much higher, and in fact my marginal benefit of the ticket is closer to the $40 range, but due to falling demand, I got a nice consumer surplus. WORD UP.

Dave said they're "critically acclaimed" but I don't really hear people criticize them. Actually I'm pretty sure that's against the rules. It's cool though that Dave doesn't give his guests free passes. Like Joaquin Phoenix.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Why is everyone hating on Asher Roth?

I've been listening to Asher Roth's brand new song Why I Love College for a couple of days now and I really don't get all the hate aimed at him. He seems like a really deep dude who has something to say and wants to create timeless music while avoiding human papillomavirus.
Please listen to the following, I don't know how to embed a music track yet, or if I even can on blogspot:


http://hypem.com/#/track/813646/Asher+Roth+-+I+Love+College+NEAR+DARKs+Alpha+Beta+Bleed+Remix+feat+Jane+Bang
I think with this song he is trying to rebel against the hedonistic culture too prevalent in our society. Roth's opening sequence, in which he repeats "I danced my ass off" over a "clubby beat" is a stark juxtaposition to the following sequence, where the clubby beat is traded in for a darker hook where the words do not synch exactly with the music. With this repetition and juxtaposition Roth is ironically demonstrating the futility of a culture driven by such things as "dancing my ass off" "getting fucked up" and "passing out."


His referencing of popular basketball players indicates that he feels pressure to be accepted by minorities, as he is a rapper/MC who is "white" (isn't race really a construct?) I think he includes Allen "The Answer" Iverson to show minorities that he has street cred (since a.i. is the most hood basketball player ever) and Hakeem Olajowan to show that he has a deeper knowledge of basketball, not just a surface "I just checked the scoring leaders to see who I should talk about" mentality.



(Hakeem on the left with his bro, Shaq)


In the song, Roth begins a verse with the line, "I can't tell you what I learned from school / But I can tell you a story or two" indicating his frustration with the state of academia in the United States. Roth really just wishes that he could have gotten into Penn State-Main Campus where he wanted to pursue his dream getting a degree in nursing with a minor in Anthro but didn't get in due to AfAction (another reason he wishes his skin wasn't the color of toilet paper) and instead went to West Chester and got into rap. The admissions process really does suck (I'm still bitter University of Browns.)


Roth's counterpart on the track is Jane Bang, whose verse deals with issues of consent. In the verse Jane Bang adopts an ironic tone, peronifying how a "typical guy" sees girls at "typical party." I liken her highly sexual lyrics to those of Peaches, and group them into the same proto-feminist genre, with Jane Bang leaning more toward the hip hop side and Peaches staying indie but really just women singin about dicks or whatever. I looked up Jane Bang because I thought she "sounded hot" but turns out she's kind of lame. Oh well.








I once heard someone rhetorically ask, "Who wakes up at ten though?" I do. Or earlier. I suspect others do regularly as well. Especially if Conn College is anything to go by.

What do you think? Pro or con Why I Love College?

Friday, May 8, 2009

Should I Have Put These On My Xanga?

Just thought I'd share two of my recent "conceptual pieces."

#1
I wrote a poem inspired by this photo my friend is tagged in on da book.

















I saw a funny and poignant picture on the internet
I loled for days
and nights
just sitting in my room
loling.

#2

I'm watching two sparrows fight in the park

One is shaking or twitching and the other one is lunging at it.

The first one hops away and the second one jumps at it again

They are differently colored and I think the one springing is male and the one showing off is female.

Last week I watched males in basketball jerseys or other, similar tanktops and backwards hats and shorts look at females wearing dresses or tanktops and sunglasses

I think that without the rules our society has created

The males would be pouncing on the females that were showing off.

And maybe that's not "wrong."

Or maybe we should stop being hung up on what's right and wrong.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

DAG DAG DAG DAG! Manny Ramirez Suspended 50 Games

Manny was suspended 50 games for violating the MLB drug policy.
Sorry, no time for a real post today::: econ final.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Seth Williams Holds 22 Point Lead in Latest Poll


According to Young Philly Politics, Seth Williams (above, in full neck fat glory) holds a 22 percentage point lead over the other candidates in the race for District Attorney. As it stands, he polled at 37% of the vote with the next two challengers, Dan McElhatton and Dan McCaffery, at 15% and 13% respectively. In case you missed it, this has been one of the most exciting races in Illadel recently, complete with Seth getting kicked off the ballot in March by Dan McCaffery in a mind-blowingly slimy distillation of old school Philadelphia politics. It was an incredible ruling by a judge who supposedly has ties to McCaffrey (whose "issues" page is a full 7 sentences long) which was overturned not too much later. I love that McCaffery really may have given Seth a boost because it put his name out there more, and most stories and editorials were sympathetic to him. It reminds me of the FBI and Street back in 2003 with the bugging of his office, except that Seth is a good guy, and the charges were bogus.


I worked on Seth's campaign this winter and met him last spring when we were both volunteering on the Obama campaign, and he struck me as a genuine person, which is rare among politicians. He is a really easy-going guy in person and is one of the few politicians I have faith in. It may have to do with the fact that he has never had to get elected for his office before, I don't know, hopefully he doesn't morph into sleazy politician.


The D.A. is probably the second most important job in city government, and with crime and the murder rate as they stand, serious changes need to be made. I know that Seth's plan for community-based prosecutions will make the system more efficient, but we need changes in our society and systems to actually fix the problems, not just prosecute people. I don't want to get carried away on this point, maybe I'll do a more in depth post on it in the future, but 25% of people in Philadelphia are living below the poverty line and it is no coincidence that the poorest places are the ones with the most violence.


The primary is on May 19th DON'T FORGET TO VOTE, this city is seriously fucked up and needs some changes.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Camden: The New Fishtown

I've been saying it for awhile. In 15 years Camden will be Illadel's Brooklyn: across the river from downtown, cheap, filled with "poor" white people earnestly working on their first EP/Mashup/DJ Mixtape. As gentrification pushes out from downtown (NoLibs is for yuppies and Fishtown will soon be the same way) it will eventually spill over the river in a big way. I have spent many hours in Camden (Tweeter Center) and really see a city waiting to bust out. This morning's Inquirer highlights that the Camden transformation is already underway. The article gives a couple good reasons Camden is a solid bet for improvement, one business owner's take:


"If you go to big cities like New York and Philadelphia, the economy goes up and down," George Trimis said. "In an area like this, the economy can't go down, it can only go up."

Well said. And really it's true. Camden's prices can't get any lower. They have lowered sales tax to 3.5% to make it easier for businesses to grow. I don't actually know if 3.5% is low or not, or what Philadelphia's is, but it's advertised on the city's website, so I'm guessing it's good. I took some pictures with my hi res camera.

The scenic Camden skyline
(from across the river, natch)

Eventually gentrifiers will run out of room, and then it's Camden's turn. It's only 4.5 minutes from downtown Illadel by car or one really fucking annoying ferry ride. Also, it's the not most dangerous place in the country. Yes, Camden does still have some negative attributes:



Camden City Council

But things are looking up...

Monday, May 4, 2009

I Gave All My Fat Clothes to My Fat Friends

This is a snippet, or rather a youtube memification of a snippet of an ad that ran during the Super Bowl, which became a catchphrase around here due to its incredible douchiness.



But then I clicked on the original whole commercial and it wasn't quite as funny.



I hope that I do not suffer such tremendous tragedies in my life, or consequently if I do, that I am able to overcome them and be reborn into a complete d-bag.

So I Got Punched in the Head by a Buck-Ass Naked Man This Weekend

I visited my friend at Conn College this past weekend for their Floralia festivities. It can be reasonably said that a good time was had by all, Santogold and B.o.B played and were spectacular. Some people said that B.o.B was better but this is false, they had probably never heard of either one and thought Santogold was "weird." (Her mixtape with Diplo is awesome.) A few notes:
  • The ConnColl kids woke up really early. I'm talking 7.30 AM and earlier and started drinking immediately upon rising. A particularly interesting ritual was a beer in the shower. I wonder if it is a regional thing.

  • At some point in the afternoon (I think I was heading back for a nap before the nighttime shows began) I ran into one of CoCo's best and brightest who was 20+ Natural Lights into the day. He was about to shower after having been highlighted with blood from a cut on his head which he touched and then apparently subsequently touched much of his chest and face, for they too were streaked with blood. He said something I interpreted as sarcastically antagonizing cause I didn't want to give is bloody fist a "pound" and I responded with, "What, you wanna go?" He didn't get the sarcasm through his drunkenness and came at me, towel falling off and everything. I don't remember precisely what happened, I think I ducked his first swing and then he got me on the head with the second one before I ducked into my friend's room. I'm recovering well.


  • I stood on a bench near the front for Santogold's set. I stood next to a girl named Ana who was kinda cute but a tiny bit "thick" and told me she was a dance major. I wondered if she was actually bad at dancing because most dancers I have come across are thin and flexible and can jump and so forth, attributes I did not see her possessing. Anyway she was nice and I was grateful because I had taken her friend's spot and she didn't give me a hard time. The view from the bench allowed me to take some cool pics with my new DSLR.

Da Crowd



Santogold





Some boul at Floralia-A good representation