' I came up with a new word/insult in honor of everyone's favorite benevolently corrupt politician, Vince Fumo. The phrase would be "fucking homo" or a "Fumo" for short. 55 months suk ma dick the bro was really fucking up this cool 'democracy' thing we got going.
A Grade-A 'Fumo'
'' Illadel gettin mo' bike friendly. Wassup Pine and Spruce I'm bout to ride yall. +1 Bike lane -1 car lane.
Not sure what's goin' on in this pixture, think they might just be tryin to show a lot of forms of transportation (how many can you spot?)
''' This last bit is truly bad news. I was thinking of whether to post it at all out of deference, I was thinking of making it its own story, but the band Chiddy Bang is no more. According to sources, rapper/MC Chidera Anamege fucked shit up and screwed people over, wanting to wrest all creative, managerial, and studio control from da otha members {editor's note: Chidera was not my source}. Zach, Pat, and Xaphoon Jones are thinking about starting a new project in the fall, details to follow. As one of Chiddy Bang's loyal fans, and a fan of hip hop music and fun shows I am sad, very sad about this news. I was looking for more progressive music (like a darwin deez remix [yo fuck wit dude, I might do a story on him forreal]). Best of luck gents.
R.I.P.
OMG I CAN'T EVEN TYPE THE NUMBER OF PROPS I'M GIVING YOU FOR 'FUMO' BECAUSE IT'S JUST TOO BIG A NUMBER.
ReplyDeleteon a scale of one to ten represented by increasingly sad [via being overcome with pain] 'emoticons' with one being pleasantly pain free and ten being giving birth to a branding iron, i would give you a one, because obvs you can't go off the scale, but really i am somewhere in the -5, morphine induced ecstatic state.
when it comes to the bike news i am somewhere around 2 because i don't ride bikes/ would ride on the sidewalk if i did anyway.
when it comes to chiddy bang i am a definite 10. with no morphine to follow.
Chiddy Bang's not dead. Just restructured. Have no fear. Don't count any chickens.
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